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FRIDAY 11/28/2025 ONLY
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THE PERFECT GIFT FOR EVERY PLANT LOVING FRIEND
30% off entire shop
FRIDAY 11/28/2025 ONLY
For The Bougie Friend
For the bougie friend whose home is so pristine it could double as a modern art museum?
This planter is the perfect fit! Elegant, sculptural, and curated enough to earn a coveted spot among their flawlessly arranged masterpieces.
Witchy Friend
For the witchy friend who lives for all things mystical and a little bit spooky!
This Medusa planter is pure enchantment—stone-cold gorgeous, serpently stylish, and guaranteed to charm even the most powerful plant-loving sorceress.
Single Friend
This AB planter is the thirst trap of holiday gifts!
Zero drama, all abs, and guaranteed to keep their plants (and their spirits) fully lifted.
Downton Abbey Friend
Dearest Readers,
Word has reached this author of a most exquisite planter delivered to a devoted Downton Abbey admirer. A piece so refined even Lady Mary would nod in approval.
Crafted by a skilled artisan in the distant mountains of Colorado, it has already become the quiet envy of every visitor who pretends not to stare.
When a single object can bring beauty, conversation, and just a hint of scandal into one’s home, it is surely worthy of Society’s attention.
Yours truly,
Lady Whistledown
Can’t Keep A Plant Alive Friend
For the friend whose idea of gardening is… let’s say, ambitious?
This lip-shaped incense burner is the perfect gift! No watering required, just light it up and let their love of incense do all the growing.
Inappropriate Friend
The perfect holiday gift for that wonderfully inappropriate friend who always keeps you laughing!
This cheeky (see what I did there?) little penis planter is guaranteed to spark joy, start conversations, and earn you the title of “best gift-giver” for the season.
DANCER FRIEND
The friend who’s always on pointe Literally!
This ballet shoe vase is the perfect gift- graceful, elegant, and ready to show off their fresh flowers with all the flair of a prima ballerina.
The Cheeky Friend
Looking for a gift that’s fun, bold, and unapologetically cheeky?
Our booty planter is perfect for a friend with a sense of humor or anyone who loves to celebrate the beauty of the human form adding a stylish touch to any room while sparking smiles and conversation.
Guaranteed to stay firm.
Our only pot with a crack in it.
Put anything you want in your butt.
Okay… we’re done.
OUR SISTER FRIENDS
The gift that celebrates strength, beauty, and the power of the feminine body!
Our most popular booby planter is perfect for proud moms, new moms, or friends facing breast cancer.
An empowering, life-affirming piece that honors the body that gives life and nourishment while adding a bold, joyful touch to any space.